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Life is so much better with a shotgun
wouldn't it be great if everybody got one?
Folks are so much nicer to a shotgun
make the world a better place
don't leave home without one

Doggies always bark and scatter feces
why not take a thirty ought and blow them all to pieces
children are such irritating creatures
why not use a twelve-gauge to rearrange their features?

If you have a problem with your neighbor
you can let a cartridge take the place of good behavior
you can use ballistics as persuasion
fly them full choke airlines on a permanent vacation

Don't debate with someone else's story
just reply with buckshot and you'll leave em limp and gory
you don't have to back up your position
if you just remember to bring extra ammunition

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from My Midlife Crisis, released June 15, 2003

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Thaddeus Spae Seattle, Washington

A 40-year veteran of the Folk Wars, Thaddeus Spae has played venues from Tipitina's to the EMP. He's an award-winning songwriter whose works range from quirky to literate, guardedly sentimental to outraged and sarcastic, performed on a panoply of instruments acoustic and electric, in a profligate variety of styles encompassing folk, hard rock, jazz, blues, electronic and more. Website: tspae.com. ... more

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